Monday, January 8, 2007

I am Emo rough draft

im so alone in my room;
i cut myself at night
I am emo(x2)
I dress up in drag
I am emo(x2)
I love panic!(panic!)
at the disco(x2)
ohh.......
I am emo(x3)
I wear washed-out(washed-out)
washed-out ripped jeans
(screaming)I AM EMO(x5)
(softly) I am emo.....

Friday, January 5, 2007

A robot's epic battle with villainous ducks lyrics

I had a friend called bheim221
he was a robot
and as you know; ducks hate robots
and so he had to fight a thousand ducks
but he got bit! he got bit!
by a duck! BY A DUCK!
b to the heim to the 2 2 1!!!!! got bit! BY A DUCK!!!!
B to the heim to the 2 2 1!! HE GOT BIT!!!! HE GOT BIT!!! by a duckkkkkkk
so the robot fought a great battle for a thousand years;
he tried finally tried to compromise
he offered a carrot
he got bit!
He got bit!
It broke the skin!
he bled!
he bled!
and now hes dead
killed by ducks
killed by ducks
KILLED BY DUCKS
RIP B to the Heim to the 2 2 1!

Krills Away Message Lyrics

Intro: This is based on a true story where I IMed my friend and his away message said ughhh with like 5 h's and 4 dots.

Krills away message says ughhhhhh....
with like 5 h's and 4 dots
ohhhh Krills away message doesnt tell me where he is at
or when he will return
isnt that the point of away messages????
or do you just put ughh with like 5 h's and 4 dots

I really like Kittens lyrics(acapella)

i like kittens
they are furry
they have tails
they have eyes
I really like eyes
i like i like kittens kittens
ohhhh
they have....
paws and ears
oh i like kittens
they are really cute
ohh I like kittens
they are furry and did i mention their cute
ohhhhh
I like kittens
I
Like
Kittens
they are really cute

I Like Kittens Lyrics

tt: (gay voice)I like kittens; do you like kittens?
gary: yeah
tt: (gay voice)i like puppies; do you like puppies?
gary: yeah
tt: (gay voice)do you like bunnies?
gary: yeah
tt: (satanic voice) Well Bunnies are for queers; (death metal) BUNNIES ARE FOR QUEERS(x3)

Music Videos

This is the current list of songs that we plan to make videos for:
Berserker- Video with clips from clerks and perhaps live performances
My Little Emo(Commercial Remix)-Animated commercial featuring the My Little Emo jingle.

View Our Myspace

Here you can find band information and sound clips of the currently unfinished Berserker.

Berserker Lyrics

My love for you is like a truck, berserker!
Would you like some making fuck, bererker!
My love for you is ticking clock, berserker!
Would you like to suck my cock, berserker! Berserker! BERSERKER!

My love for you is like a cart, berserker!
Don't fall for him he'll break your heart, berserker!
My passion for you burns like the sun, berserker!
Tell me bitch am I your one, berserker! Berserker! BERSERKER!

my love for you is driving force, berserker!
i'll ride you hard like wild horse, berserker!
Come over now and let me feed, berserker!
you to me is better than speed, berserker! Berserker! BERSERKER!

My love for you is like a pen, berserker!
i'll fuck your clit just tell me when, berserker!
Don't look right up into the sky, berserker!
i'll get right off into your eye,berserker! Berserker! BERSERKER!

my love for you is like a J, berserker!
go get the pipe my out of clay, berserker!
my love for you is like a bowl, berserker!
lettin it run is not the goal, berserker! Berserker! BERSERKER

my love for you is like a rock, berserker!
would you like to smoke some pot, berserker!
hit this now to clear your brain, berserker!
don't let us two go down the drain, Berserker! Berserker! BERSERKER!

my love for you is like a can, berserker!
cum now here and rock my van, berserker!
would you like to huff some grass, berserker!
i'll forever be here to fuck your ass, Berserker! Berserker! BERSERKER!

My love for you is like a flame, berserker!
sometimes you just go to tame, berserker!
My love for you is like a knife, berserker!
Would you like to be my wife, Berserker! Berserker! BERSERKER!

Songs

Berserker- Inspired by the cult hit comedy film 'Clerks'. Written by Gary Nagle
Do you like Kittens?- A death metal opera about kittens written by Tyler Treese
I Like Kittens(a "do you like kittens?" remix)- written by Tyler Treese
My Little Emo- A parody of My little Pony written by Tyler Treese and Gary Nagle
Fire Alarm Song- Fire Alarms written by Gary Nagle and Tyler Treese
Ejaculation- A song about the ultimate goal of Ejaculation. Lyrics- Tyler Treese

Songs in writing process:
A robot's epic battle with villianous ducks- Tyler Treese
I really like Kittens- Tyler Treese
Krill's Away Message- Tyler Treese

Possible Rap Songs:
Straight Outta H-burg- Written by Tyler Treese a 'Prowlaz' remix
Baby Got Smacked- Written by Tyler Treese also a 'Prowlaz' remix

Band Members

Gary Nagle - guitar
Joe Hess - drums
Tyler Treese - vocals and second guitar
Bass - we still need a bass player